Monthly Archives: November 2014

For my first Thanksgiving as host, I bought the biggest turkey they had in the store. My plan was to torch the turkey, burn the potatoes and undercook the green beans. Continue reading →

Human behavior is highly predictable. People don’t like to believe this. Most people would exit this situation with a good story they’ll be repeating at family holidays for years to come. We would exit with a free room in Vegas for life. Continue reading →

Mark sighs.

Nora glares.

They brace.

Quiet continues.

Caper commences. Continue reading →